Scripts

Various short sketches

Content & purpose - Looks at peoples shallowness

Cast - 3 people - A and B male, C female

Starting Positions - As you see fit

Sketch 1

A

How long is it now?

B

3 weeks

C

Is that all? You two are so good together

A

He's right, it's like me and Suzy. I remember our first few weeks - we hit it off from the beginning.

C

(Pause - joke exasperation) Now you're at it like rabbits all the time.

A

Yeah - and???

C

Well I'm the one who has to live below it!!!

A

Hey Jeff, are you there?

B

Sorry, just thinking about…

C

About Sally! We know!
(A and C laugh)

Sketch 2

A

…half a million apparently.

B

And you got it for how much?

A

Well, let's just say I got a bargain

C

It is a lovely house

B

I just don't see why you need to cut a bargain; I mean you're not exactly on the bread line are you.

A

Oh, and 'daddy' doesn't take good care of you? That yacht was bought on your student loan was it?

C

(Laugh)

B

What are you laughing at, with your Gucci dresses and Toni and Guy haircut?

C

I work hard for my money, thankyou.

A

Yeah, all that partying - it must be exhausting
All laugh

Sketch 3

A

Did you go?

B

Of course, I was first on the list

C

Didn't you go? Maybe you weren't invited?

A

Oh, I was at Mike Adams' party

B + C

Mike Adams!!…But he's sooo cool

A

Of course, that's why I was there
All laugh (hollow)

B

So, are we all going tonight?

A

Of course

C

You bet

A

Everyone will be there

B + C

Everyone?

A

Well everyone who's anyone!!
All laugh (hollow)

The END

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