Scripts

Various short sketches

Content & purpose - Looks at peoples shallowness

Cast - 3 people - A and B male, C female

Starting Positions - As you see fit

Sketch 1

A
How long is it now?
B
3 weeks
C
Is that all? You two are so good together
A
He's right, it's like me and Suzy. I remember our first few weeks - we hit it off from the beginning.
C
(Pause - joke exasperation) Now you're at it like rabbits all the time.
A
Yeah - and???
C
Well I'm the one who has to live below it!!!
A
Hey Jeff, are you there?
B
Sorry, just thinking about…
C
About Sally! We know!
(A and C laugh)

Sketch 2

A
…half a million apparently.
B
And you got it for how much?
A
Well, let's just say I got a bargain
C
It is a lovely house
B
I just don't see why you need to cut a bargain; I mean you're not exactly on the bread line are you.
A
Oh, and 'daddy' doesn't take good care of you? That yacht was bought on your student loan was it?
C
(Laugh)
B
What are you laughing at, with your Gucci dresses and Toni and Guy haircut?
C
I work hard for my money, thankyou.
A
Yeah, all that partying - it must be exhausting
All laugh

Sketch 3

A
Did you go?
B
Of course, I was first on the list
C
Didn't you go? Maybe you weren't invited?
A
Oh, I was at Mike Adams' party
B + C
Mike Adams!!…But he's sooo cool
A
Of course, that's why I was there
All laugh (hollow)
B
So, are we all going tonight?
A
Of course
C
You bet
A
Everyone will be there
B + C
Everyone?
A
Well everyone who's anyone!!
All laugh (hollow)

The END


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